he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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