ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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