giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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