Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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