He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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