can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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