How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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