Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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