I accidentally burped into my bong.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.