Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.