WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize