My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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