You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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