i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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