What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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