Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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