please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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