When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
How's work?
Spinning.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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