Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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