Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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