what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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