This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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