i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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