just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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