i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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