hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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