I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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