16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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