I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
