We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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