is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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