it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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