Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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