Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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