My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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