There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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