Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
porn star boner night. come get it.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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