dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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