I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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