I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
All the doctor said was why
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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