So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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