But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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