Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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