What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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