my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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