Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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