I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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