The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
