under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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