West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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