Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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