I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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