Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
