Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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