we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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