Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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