Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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